Mas Selamat wants to watch the Olympics too!
Okok, I know the title is a little corny but hey how coincidental can it be for Mas Selamat to have escaped from the hands of Singapore’s World Class Police Force right after Singapore won the bid for the Youth Olympics game?
He must have been over excited about the event. But probably not because he love sports…well you know…let your imaginations run wild for a while. You’ll probably be able to come out with something with a BLAST! Lol! Okok, really dunno what got into me. Too much of computing stuff I guess.
It has been more than 24 hours now that this Terrorist, Mas Selamat (Heard that he’s a cripple too!), leader of Jemaah Al-Islamiyah (A subsidiary of Al-Qaeda – Osama Bin Laden’s private army) and all that the Minister of Home Affairs could say is he’s sorry it had happened. Watch it here.
Fine it may not have been Changi Prison, but he was still under the custody of the Police Force. Shameful. Very. In Singapore’s terms. So malu! Since he escaped, shouldn’t the Commisioner give a “Shoot at Sight” order? For the safety of the people?
Well anyway, if he really wanna be safe from everyone, he needs to change his image. Now what are the possible images he could take form of? Here are some that I think is possible. Well maybe not the Chinese look unless he paints himself yellow or something.
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| Mas’s Original Look | Mas without his Ghotti | Mas clean Shaven |
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| Mas with full grown brown beard. | Mas with full grown black beard. | Mas wearing a turban with beard. |
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| Mas Selamat as a Chinese | Mas Selamat as a Black (Negro or a Dravidian) | Mas Selamat Bald (By Request) |
**UPDATE: P.S: Click on the pictures for a larger view. 
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So now if you really saw anyone that fits any of this roles, do contact the rightful authorities. Or you can call me too! ;D You can contact me by leaving a comment behind. 
Hope he’ll be captured soon.
Paranoid,
Deen Yusoff
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dude that’s freaky man…like some chameleon
oohhh this tempang terrorist’s name is mas selamat? huukk looks like im not gona be selamat at all. like, MAS.. my own name.. MAS TAK SELAMAT. ahaar! okay, merepek. =P
yeah, hopefully he’ll get caught pretty soon enuff. feels soo insecure wen hes somewhere around us. geez…
mas selamat as a chinese, more like a simpson to me. kekekeeee…
Khairul: yeah! just imagine that he had all this planned out and got someone out there to help him disguise and flee to Papua New Guinea or something. And he had a choice what to look like.
Mas Tak Selamat:
I didn’t expect it to turn out like the Homer with hair. Lol! But yeah they are both yellow. 
deen, i like the turban version. so sexayyy..
oooOOoooOOooooo.
hey you! link saya too lah??
Mas Selamat. Singapore tak selamat !!
Aiyo. singapore ever claimed : The most safety and secure country in Asia’ !! kla kla kla .. but only Mas selamat proved singapore is elling lies!!
Ifah: You find turban sexy? Lol! What if I put on a turban? ;D
Anyway, I’ve added you too.
Kiasu: Singapore got the World Class Award for Singapore Police Force, probably that award meant that they are no different from the rest of the World too. =x
Can u post a botak pix of MAS ?
Botak: As requested, I have posted a picture of Mas Selamat bald (Botak). Any more requests? I’ll do what I can.
P.S: You can click on the pictures to see a larger view. That’s the largest view I have because I didn’t get to work on a big picture myself.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA. I WAS LAUGHING OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW THE BOTAK VERSION OF MAS SELAMAT.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
i cannot take it. =P
i’m still laughing. lol!
Ifah: He looks quite stout actually as a bald man. Fierce! =x
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