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Mas Selamat wants to watch the Olympics too!

February 29th, 2008 Posted in Freaky, Politic, Singapore

Okok, I know the title is a little corny but hey how coincidental can it be for Mas Selamat to have escaped from the hands of Singapore’s World Class Police Force right after Singapore won the bid for the Youth Olympics game?

He must have been over excited about the event. But probably not because he love sports…well you know…let your imaginations run wild for a while. You’ll probably be able to come out with something with a BLAST! Lol! Okok, really dunno what got into me. Too much of computing stuff I guess.


It has been more than 24 hours now that this Terrorist, Mas Selamat (Heard that he’s a cripple too!), leader of Jemaah Al-Islamiyah (A subsidiary of Al-Qaeda - Osama Bin Laden’s private army) and all that the Minister of Home Affairs could say is he’s sorry it had happened. Watch it here.

Fine it may not have been Changi Prison, but he was still under the custody of the Police Force. Shameful. Very. In Singapore’s terms. So malu! Since he escaped, shouldn’t the Commisioner give a “Shoot at Sight” order? For the safety of the people?

Well anyway, if he really wanna be safe from everyone, he needs to change his image. Now what are the possible images he could take form of? Here are some that I think is possible. Well maybe not the Chinese look unless he paints himself yellow or something.

Mas Selamat Original Picture. Mas Selamat without beard. Mas Selamat clean shaven
Mas’s Original Look Mas without his Ghotti Mas clean Shaven
Mas Selamat with Brown Beard Mas Selamat with normal black beard. Mas Selamat as a common Middle Eastern terrorist look.
Mas with full grown brown beard. Mas with full grown black beard. Mas wearing a turban with beard.
Mas Selamat as a chinese. Mas Selamat as a Black. (Dravidians or Negroes.) Mas Selamat Bald
Mas Selamat as a Chinese Mas Selamat as a Black (Negro or a Dravidian) Mas Selamat Bald (By Request)

**UPDATE: P.S: Click on the pictures for a larger view. :D**

So now if you really saw anyone that fits any of this roles, do contact the rightful authorities. Or you can call me too! ;D You can contact me by leaving a comment behind. :P

Hope he’ll be captured soon.

Paranoid,

Deen Yusoff

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  1. 15 Responses to “Mas Selamat wants to watch the Olympics too!”

  2. By khairul neezam on Feb 29, 2008

    dude that’s freaky man…like some chameleon

  3. By mas on Feb 29, 2008

    oohhh this tempang terrorist’s name is mas selamat? huukk looks like im not gona be selamat at all. like, MAS.. my own name.. MAS TAK SELAMAT. ahaar! okay, merepek. =P

    yeah, hopefully he’ll get caught pretty soon enuff. feels soo insecure wen hes somewhere around us. geez…

    mas selamat as a chinese, more like a simpson to me. kekekeeee…

  4. By Deen Yusoff on Feb 29, 2008

    Khairul: yeah! just imagine that he had all this planned out and got someone out there to help him disguise and flee to Papua New Guinea or something. And he had a choice what to look like.

    Mas Tak Selamat: ;) I didn’t expect it to turn out like the Homer with hair. Lol! But yeah they are both yellow. :D

  5. By Ifah on Mar 1, 2008

    deen, i like the turban version. so sexayyy..

    oooOOoooOOooooo. :)

  6. By Ifah on Mar 1, 2008

    hey you! link saya too lah??

  7. By kiasu on Mar 1, 2008

    Mas Selamat. Singapore tak selamat !!

    Aiyo. singapore ever claimed : The most safety and secure country in Asia’ !! kla kla kla .. but only Mas selamat proved singapore is elling lies!!

  8. By Deen Yusoff on Mar 1, 2008

    Ifah: You find turban sexy? Lol! What if I put on a turban? ;D

    Anyway, I’ve added you too. :D

    Kiasu: Singapore got the World Class Award for Singapore Police Force, probably that award meant that they are no different from the rest of the World too. =x

  9. By botak on Mar 1, 2008

    Can u post a botak pix of MAS ?

  10. By Deen Yusoff on Mar 2, 2008

    Botak: As requested, I have posted a picture of Mas Selamat bald (Botak). Any more requests? I’ll do what I can. :D

    P.S: You can click on the pictures to see a larger view. That’s the largest view I have because I didn’t get to work on a big picture myself.

  11. By Ifah on Mar 2, 2008

    HAHAHAHAHAHHA. I WAS LAUGHING OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW THE BOTAK VERSION OF MAS SELAMAT.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
    i cannot take it. =P

  12. By Ifah on Mar 2, 2008

    i’m still laughing. lol!

  13. By Deen Yusoff on Mar 3, 2008

    Ifah: He looks quite stout actually as a bald man. Fierce! =x

  14. By Jimmy Yeap on Mar 6, 2008

    Mas Selamat: “Do Singapore Security Measures System Really So Effective and Strict?”

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